Covered in Bees!!

Hello! Today I am going to talk about bees/insects ?!

And not just bees in general, I am nooot a bee enthusiast, far from it! I have an irrational fear/phobia of them. I know they help the planet and all that jazz but can't they do that away from me! But for real, I am deadly serious, if a bee comes near me I am like Usain Bolt tying to beat Mo Farah in the Olympics. Its more the sound than anything, for example, little old me playing with Pumpkin (my guinea pig) in the garden and I hear a buzzing noise fly past my ear. I stand up and start swatting my face and having a mini panic attack in my head. I probably look crazy!

I have had many experiences with bee's and other flying insects, such as wasps, moths and even the humble butterfly. During school, at home and even in a car! Yeah people, a moving vehicle that if a bug enters I want to jump out of instantly! Bugs have even led me to hate Summer! I know right, Summer! No school, sun and ice cream!! And then bugs have to go and ruin it with their buzzing noises and pointy bums (the stingie thing ). Just today I was sat in the car with the windows down, enjoying life. We come to a stop to go round the roundabout and this bee/wasp (I panic so much I can't tell the difference!), trys to enter the car. So, I curl up into a ball on my seat then and there, and scream at my mum to drive. And I know this was a total over reaction on my part but I can't help myself. But I swear that bee's/wasp's are attracted to me because one day last term in school four bee's/wasps decided to rest on me, like literally sit on me, and one of the times I didn't notice that one had sat on my bag strap. My friend told me it was there and I threw my bag on the floor and started to run away from it! My Mum later said it was the Argan oil in my hair but I still believe my theory. My friends instantly laughed at me and I did too after I calmed down.  Another situation involving insects was when it was around 11 oclock at night. I was closing my curtains and a moth flew into my face! I kept hitting out whilst I was screaming! That night, my brothers friend was over and they both ran up with my Mum. I screamed "get it out" multiple times (bear in mind I was incredibly overtired at this point) and eventually they squashed it with a balloon whilst I waited in another room!

As you could probably tell I hate insects! What a surprise! But would you like things buzzing around your face !That said, I like to look at the positive sides to things and if we didn't have bees, the ecosystem would collapse! But all the rest of them are completely useless! Why God, just why!?

Anyway let me know if you have the same problems and best of luck with insects!

India xx